Deleting old pictures off my phone.
Oh, I did that recently too. Oh, shoot, that reminds me, though.
I need to delete my search history.
I looked at getting Beyonce tickets for my wife's birthday, but I don't want her to find out.
You know how she can't wait for surprises. And if she sees and then I can't get the tickets, it's gonna be really bad.
No kidding. Better get on that then.